Teddy Bear Cottage - Collectable Teddy Bears, Toys & Gifts

Height: 20cm
DOB: 22 Jun 11
Star Sign: Cancer
BK: 965

Merv has been saving up his money lately. He is planning to buy a big jar of moustache wax so that he can prepare for the annual Beanie Island Moustache competition. Merv loves personal grooming and spends hours in front of the mirror getting his facial hair just right. It’s quite an operation. First he shampoos his moustache and then uses special nose hair conditioner to get that body and shine he requires. After blow-drying it with a mini moustache dryer he adds just the right amount of wax to bring the ends to a sharp point. The prize Merv is after is to be the poster boy for Mr Movember. The winner also receives a crown and sash and 12 month supply “Momentus” - the aftershave for the hairy lipped primate.”